Place Jokes

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them

I was at the Orphan place and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are and he faited.

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

The image shows two frames of a cartoon man standing next to a display stand with a velvet rope barrier. In the first frame, the man is smiling and gesturing towards the display stand with the caption "This is where I put my jokes". In the second frame, the man is frowning and looking frustrated with the caption "if I could think about new ones".

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠

Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

What’s the cows favourite place to go the moovies!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.