pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
Top five places to find your dads orphans is milk island
i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place
I found a place before called an orphanage but when I was aloud in there where lots of kids and I said where's your parents oh yeah your orphans. "Gosh that was one hecka day"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Yous were never great in the first place
Where is the walls favourite place to meet his friends
What what's the cloud private place to go among us
Yo mama so dumb her dad said "you're driving me crazy" and she said "I didn't know crazy was a place"!
What’s worse than giving women rights Them I having It in the first place
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Carly: Hey do want to have sex? age (43 Zina: No! age (10) Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! age (43) What do you spot in this place that gay!
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
what place is Flo Rida from, Florida
