Pizza jokes
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
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Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.