What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
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A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
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I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Pizza hut
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
