I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Pizza hut
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
