Pizza jokes
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Pizza Hut.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.