What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza damn that pizza was good
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
