If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
