Pizza jokes

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

You want to hear a joke about pizza?

Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.