If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
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I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
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Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
