Pizza jokes
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Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Memes
Pov: you drop your pizza while eating by the river
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
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