Pizza jokes
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Memes
why??
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
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Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.