Pizza jokes
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.