Pizza

Pizza Jokes

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.