Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
the twin towers ordered little Caesars but instead got dominos
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
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I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
