Pizza

Pizza Jokes

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Baby

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

Pussy

What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.

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  • Mom

    A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

    The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

    Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

    So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

    The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

    The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

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  • Kid

    Follow for candy, kids.

    Like for pizza, kids.

    Comment for kids.

    Slice

    Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

    A: They're both cheesy.

    Difference

    Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

    Sex

    Sex is like pizza.

    When it’s hot, it’s great.

    When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

    Ad

    Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

    Person 2: “Seven.”

    Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

    Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

    (Based on an encounter I had recently)

    Plane

    This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

    But, it's like a plane pizza.

    Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

    Mushroom

    If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.