Pizza

Pizza Jokes

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

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