Pizza

Pizza Jokes

I can't believe this!!

pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.

This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her and the owner made her leave.

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.