Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
