Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
or
hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
You want a pizza f me!!!!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
