Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Pizza Jokes
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
