Pizza jokes
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.