Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
