I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
You work at papa's pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
