I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
