Pizza jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.