Pizza jokes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I’m a star! Because one of these days, I’m going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I’m like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I’m like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I’m like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I’m like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!