I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
