Pizza jokes
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.