Pig jokes
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.