Pig Jokes

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?

A: pulled pork

A pig that is stupid what do you call it a pious

Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep

Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you

A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”

what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i'm bacon.

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

PorkChopped

hah got em (i guess)

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂