Pig jokes
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
You are a fat pig.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."