Pig Jokes

You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!!!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!!!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Sorry for your time today for a few minutes? We are cool but not the best.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker

the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

what do you call a pig in the mud?

a ky hot brown

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch

What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm

What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a bloody pig? HAMorrhage!

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner

A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...

A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.

"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"

Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"

"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"

"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"