I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
