What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
You look as fat as a pig.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
