Pig jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
You look as fat as a pig.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
bad piggies
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.