My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home
what do you get when you cross a pig with cactus? a porkupine
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
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The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
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What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
want do you call a pig that gos to the slathre hose technoblade
Teacher-what does the pig's skin do ? Student-it keeps pig skin together 😂
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i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
