What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
yo mama i so dumb she’ll watch edited peppa pig all day long
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
I remember I meet a Orphan he ask can I suck your thumb I said why because that daddy pig
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
what do you call a flying pig
Fiction
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
what do you get when you cross a pig with cactus? a porkupine
one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
You like fat as a pig
