Physics jokes
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Atom
Electron
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.