Physics jokes
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.