Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Physics Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
