Physics jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!