Physics jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.