Physics jokes
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.