Personal jokes
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Memes
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.