I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Kid singing “abcd”
Person says “no no it’s obcd”
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Listen my brother's , if you see a photo of her with a another person
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47
What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.
