Personal jokes
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.