Personal jokes
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.