An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
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I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me
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the person who is reading this
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Hi, you guys dont know me, but i have my best interests at heart. Im a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that gwen, addison banks, watersharky, ect. are kind people! also, i kinda like watersharky...
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: thank you for your service.
Sorry if it’s too far but don’t come here if u can’t take it
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
ahhhhhhhhhh ma bored
person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*
inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*
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Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
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why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
