Personal jokes
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.