Personal jokes
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.