Personal jokes
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.