What do you call a person?
A person.
Personal Jokes
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
