Personal jokes
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!