Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
