Personal Jokes

What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs

what did the indian person say to the lady curry up will you

a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...

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I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You

When a person went to a restaurant they died once they were in 3 people were a suspect 2was suspected cause she served the food”turns out it was the food

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Nah Bruh my hairline straighter than a gay persons

What do you call a hungry person. African.

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my sister said that if you go to a random persons door the sister will all Waze opin it

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

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A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"