Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
What does a depressed person say when they're happy? "..."
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons? Person 2: Yeah. Person 1: Imagine Dragon these nuts across your face!
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane.
A person who simps for Pokimane: And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly.
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*
inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person
An emo slits
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica? Bi-Polar
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
