Personal jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Memes
The dnd person in the back of the class
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?