Personal jokes
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.