Personal

Personal jokes

Knock knock

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

Artist

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Difference

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Memes

Name

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Friend

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Hand Grenade

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

Sister

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Difference

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Blind Person

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Plane

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Chick

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.