Personal jokes
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Memes
Yessir
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.