Personal jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Memes
Yessir
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.