Personal jokes
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Memes
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!