Personal jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.