The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Personal Jokes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
