Personal jokes
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.