If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Personal Jokes
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
