Personal

Personal Jokes

Car

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Stereotype

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Song

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Emo

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Bike

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Exorcism

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.