Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
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How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
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Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
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One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
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When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
