whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
^^^ This person has Downsyndrome ^^^
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
