Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
what do you say when a spanish person lose a car
Carlos
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What’s a Mexican persons favorite spot?
Cross country
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Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
