Personal jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.