What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
