Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
