Person jokes

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Daryll

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.