Person jokes
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Daryll
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Coooper