Person jokes
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Daryll
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.