Person jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Eli Tremain.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
You're just big and good.