Person jokes
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?