Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Person Jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Like if you know someone is emo.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
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You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
