Person jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I AGREE WITH EDP.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
They are hairy.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
You're just big and good.