Person jokes
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Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Tyler
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Ali A's face.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.