Person jokes
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Cameron and Pav.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
This person has Down syndrome.
Ya nan!
Bill Cosplay
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.