Person jokes
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Beau is gay.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Lorne Armstrong
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Cameron and Pav.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
This person has Down syndrome.
Ya nan!
Bill Cosplay
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.