I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Person Jokes
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Eli Tremain.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Gvido gubis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
