Person jokes
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Raffie?
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Tate
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Tyler
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.