Person jokes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You are quite [something].
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.