Person jokes
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What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Ryan.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.