Person jokes
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Alex Hayermann.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Khalil Abubakar
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Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.