Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Person Jokes
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
you.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
