What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Person Jokes
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Tyler
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Ali A's face.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
