Person jokes
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Taylor.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Me nan.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Callum Coulter
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!