What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
