What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
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What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
