Perception jokes
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Haha, you just saw sex!
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.