I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Perception Jokes
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Haha, you just saw sex!
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
