Perception jokes
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.