Perception jokes
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
You're gay if you see this.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.