People jokes
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Ohio citizens bruh
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
You are all fucking disgusting!
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.