Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Hi, you guys dont know me, but i have my best interests at heart. Im a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that gwen, addison banks, watersharky, ect. are kind people! also, i kinda like watersharky...
Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they're HILLarious!
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
what do you call a fat chinese guy
a double chinkey
What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.
"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
