People jokes
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Memes
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.