People Jokes

when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.

what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)

Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room

3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."

How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole

what is something in common with gay people and ambulances trucks? they both take it out the back and go woo woo

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips

What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket

People actually want stuff in a supermarket

2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.