People jokes
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?