A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
wtf is wrong with people?-
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
U R ALL GOING TO BE PUN-ISHED
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
