People jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.