I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
People Jokes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
