People jokes
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Memes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"