People

People jokes

Government

Why is prostitution illegal?

Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

Brother

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

Abortion

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Sex

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Memes

Pole

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

Sleep

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

Pedophile

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Shit

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Face

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

Gun

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

Sport

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

Omelet

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Hairline

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"