People jokes
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."