People jokes

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.