People jokes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.