What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
what do you call my friends... SHORT
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Toes for hoes
I only have a few friends like if you relate
Based on a true story
why do some people hate camping
it's intents
