People jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
"Knife to meet you all!"