People jokes
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?