People jokes
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. π π π π (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Memes
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)