People jokes
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Memes
FUCK YEA
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
"Knife to meet you all!"
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Retards.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.