What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People Jokes
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Sup peoples?
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
