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Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
I only trust people that like big butts.... they cannot lie.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
Why do people watch hentai?....because they are fake as pornstars are.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
