People Jokes

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned

When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

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When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?

I hat win my Brother date other people

Just kidding 😵😵😵😵

People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”

Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.

Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.

Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.

Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?

Person #2: No you can have it.

Person #1: Ok, thanks...

Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.

Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."

people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)