People jokes
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Memes
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Sup peoples?
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂