People jokes
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
people always needs a nose 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."