People

People jokes

Time

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Pool

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

Glass

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Memes

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Polar Bear

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Wheelchair

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

Orphan

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Book

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Suicidal people

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.