People Jokes

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?

A: that’s as close they can get to die

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

There’s 20 of them

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",