People jokes
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
help people
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.