When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
I Am glass! People see right through me.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
