People jokes

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.