2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
“White people cant jump”…
“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
Orphan’s and homeless people are the same thing.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren’t that heartless so we’ll let you choose your deaths.” So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said “Viva la France” and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said “For the queen” and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself “Try make a canoe out of this one!”
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us
To everyone saying “don’t joke about suicide, it’s not even funny to laugh about people dying”. Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don’t make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? … they both hang from trees
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it