Rune jokes

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.