The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
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pun enters the room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead
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A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They can’t cry to their parents
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
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what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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