People

People jokes

Irony

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

Country

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Orphanage

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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  • Memes

    Nun

    Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

    The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

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  • Orphan

    Why are so many people mean to orphans?

    They can’t cry to their parents.

    Money

    Kid: Licks money.

    Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

    Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

    Name

    How do Chinese people name their children?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

    Gummy bear

    I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

    Chocolate

    What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.

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  • Dick

    I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.