People jokes
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.