People jokes
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.