People jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))