People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
People Jokes
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
